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2010-02-09

There is a grievous famine in the land, according to Genesis 12:10-13, so Abram and Sarai travel to Egypt to spend some time in a place with food. Apparently, the land that God offers to his most noble followers is about as plentiful as the Sahara. Thanks a lot God!

Before they entered Egypt, Abram concocts a scheme. He tells Sarai to masquerade as his sister, otherwise, the Egyptians will murder Abram and take Sarai for themselves because she's such a hottie. However, if they believe Abram is her brother, they will merely demand her hand in marriage, making her an adulterer, and leaving Abram unharmed. Basically, Abram is a pathetic coward who has no qualms about pimping out his wife.

The Egyptians probably weren't that brutal, but I think we can all agree that any culture that would condone the murder of a foreigner and the forcibly remarrying and eventual raping of his wife, is a very primitive and immoral culture. Even if this was practiced as a form of punishment, it's still reprehensible! This is kind of ironic, because this is EXACTLY what God tells the Hebrews to do later in the bible (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)!

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Ray writes:

 

I guess it's a better choice than having her killed. Perhaps.

But what I'm wondering is how Abram knew of this Egyptian policy or such in the first place??

Also, that's a very small river. Or is it a puddle? Or a canyon filled with some strange blue.... Stuff?


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Oh the irony!