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2014-08-27

I thought we finished with Zelophehadís daughters earlier in Numbers, so why are they back in Numbers 36? Biblical commentators starved for an example of strong women in the bible like to present Zelophehadís daughters as precocious young ladies who discover this problem and seek out a solution, but the reality is, their chieftains do all the talking for them, and they are nothing but window dressing. I find it disheartening that earlier in the book, they were allowed to address Moses directly, but now they have to sit quietly while the men do all the talking. Anyway, the chieftains realized that, the land laws of Jubilee being the way they are, if the daughters were to marry someone outside of their tribe, the land they inherited from their father would become the property of the tribe of their husband!

Of course, they have to ask Moses about this, and Moses communicates with God through magic stones and God answers with flames descending on the Ark, because itís just ridiculous to think the Israelites had personal relationships with God and received private revelation. Well, thatís not quite the same idea as what modern believers think, is it?

This inheritance story is most certainly apocryphal (even more so than the rest of the bible?). Itís much more likely that, at some point in the history of the Israelites, the daughter of a man who had no sons married someone outside of her tribe, and then, after Jubilee, her dedicated land was returned, not to her, but to the tribe of her husband. Since it was a no-no for tribes to take land from one another, the tribe who just lost their land no doubt freaked out! Rather than admit to there being a flaw in Godís perfect plan, the priests retroactively added this story to the bible, and since the previous story about land inheritance involved Zelophehad daughters, they were employed again to spot the flaw preemptively. Only, in this priestly version, the men did everything for them. The result of the fix will be revealed tomorrow, and you can bet itís going to be just as bad as what youíve come to expect from the bible!

 

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Maju writes:

 

So the Mormon guy (what's his name?) was right then: it's all in the magic stones! Hallelujah!

Baughbe writes:

 

It's all in MY magic stones...they're bigger.

Great Tiger writes:

 

Are the magic stones white-to-transparent and have to be burned and inhaled in order to produce their ... visions?

Anonymous writes:

 

Where does it mention stones or flames from the ark? I don't see any of this in Numbers 36...

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 

@Anonymous: I was only saying that Numbers 36 talks about Zelophehad's daughters. The magic stones are from Exodus (http://www.blasphemersbible.com/Index.php?Id=641) as is God descending on the Ark to speak with the heard priests (http://www.blasphemersbible.com/Index.php?Id=669), although in this excerpt he descends as a cloud. I may be incorrectly remembering him descending as fire.


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Oh the irony!