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2009-06-23
Someday there is going to be a science book published by Creationists that will be 5,000 pages long, and every page will contain nothing but the words, "God did it!"
This is the first half of Genesis 1:8.
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Sewerrat writes:
| Thank God he made that too. :)
Can you add an RSS feed to the site? |
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TheAlmightyGuru writes:
| I prayed for it, but I didn't get it.
The moral of this story is: God works in mysterious ways. |
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Bluecheetos writes:
| That book would probably be called "Bible V 2.o". |
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TheAlmightyGuru writes:
| With the vast assortment of bibles out there already, it would be more like Bible v 1892.122.310 release candidate 66. |
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Katy writes:
| Oh, this page answers the eternal question of "where is heaven" - it is the expanse above the water, which means it starts right above sea-level. I live in heaven! Probably most of you do, too! No WONDER it feels like I'm in hell! All these rules and regulations and problems and troubles .... *shudder* Maybe I need to go live *music swells* Under the sea ... under the sea - things are much better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!! /music Because THAT must be HELL!! :-) |
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TheAlmightyGuru writes:
| I guess that means that New Orleans is in Hell?
+10 points for making a Little Mermaid reference. |
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