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2009-06-23

Someday there is going to be a science book published by Creationists that will be 5,000 pages long, and every page will contain nothing but the words, "God did it!"

This is the first half of Genesis 1:8.

 

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Sewerrat writes:

 

Thank God he made that too. :)

Can you add an RSS feed to the site?

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 

It's in the works!

Spectre100 writes:

 

Just ask god to make it.

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 

I prayed for it, but I didn't get it.

The moral of this story is: God works in mysterious ways.

Bluecheetos writes:

 

That book would probably be called "Bible V 2.o".

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 

With the vast assortment of bibles out there already, it would be more like Bible v 1892.122.310 release candidate 66.

Katy writes:

 

Oh, this page answers the eternal question of "where is heaven" - it is the expanse above the water, which means it starts right above sea-level. I live in heaven! Probably most of you do, too! No WONDER it feels like I'm in hell! All these rules and regulations and problems and troubles .... *shudder* Maybe I need to go live *music swells* Under the sea ... under the sea - things are much better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!! /music Because THAT must be HELL!! :-)

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 

I guess that means that New Orleans is in Hell?

+10 points for making a Little Mermaid reference.


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Oh the irony!