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2010-02-08
Come on bible, you've got Abram running around pitching tents and building altars. You're making this too easy!
Genesis 12-7-9 explains to us that Abram traveled from Sichem, past Bethel, and then further south—building altars to God all along the way. We can only assume that these altars were then vandalized or destroyed by the idol-worshiping heathens who lived in the area.
"Bethel" or "Beth-El" is an interesting name for a city since the name translates to "House of El". "El" means god, and is the prefix for the particular name for God used in this portion of Genesis, Elohim, which the KJV translators changed to "Lord". Notice how it's not Beth-yahweh or Beth-jehova. This is just another one of those things that they don't teach you in Sunday School, for obvious reason!
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Ray writes:
| For shame Abram. How dare you defile Qazar's netbook like that!! And speaking of it, where's it's power supply; It's batteries might run out if there's nowhere to recharge it. |
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Mr-know-it-all writes:
| It is immortal & eternal, just like him.
Or maybe has solar power. Whatever. |
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Winterset writes:
| Qazar's notebook is powered by a QISG, Quantum Insperability Spin Generator. That's also how he connects to the internet. He has a ping of 0ms. |
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TheAlmightyGuru writes:
| Although, the web doesn't have very much content yet. The good porn doesn't show up until the Renaissance! |
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Bobsbert writes:
| Ew, you even added semen all over the place! |
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TheAlmightyGuru writes:
| To quote Green Day's Jesus of Suburbia: "I don't feel any shame, I won't apologize." |
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Poison writes:
| It took me about 20 seconds before I understood the joke, it was hilarious. |
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