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2010-05-11

And poof! Suddenly, in Genesis 21:9-10, Hagar and Ishmael appear on the scene once more, only, this time, the bible seems to have forgotten Ishmael's name. For the rest of this story he is called child, lad, or son, but never Ishmael. It's kind of like this section of the story was written by a different author than the section that occurred several chapters earlier (starting at comic #201).

Forgetfulness aside, Sarah sees Ishmael mock Isaac, and demands that Abraham strike Hagar and Ishmael from his will, and banish them both into the desert where they may die.

However, there is some contention to how this verse is translated. The particular Biblical Hebrew word in question is tsachaq which could mean "mock", "laugh", "play", "to make sport of", etc. Most bibles translate it to say that Ishmael was mocking Isaac, and for good reason. Obviously, if Sarah was so angered that she would want Ishmael hucked into the unforgiving wastes of the Promised Land, he must have been mocking Isaac, not playing with him, right? Nope, several translations say that Ishmael was merely playing with Isaac, thus Sarah seems like even more of a deranged bitch.

There is another, more sinister, possibility. The word tsachaq is also used in a later verse where a man sees two people "sporting" together, and through this "sport" he knows they are married! You can probably imagine what kind of "sport" those two must have been doing (hint: it's not hockey). Anyway, this gives the word tsachaq sexual connotations, which could mean that Ishmael was "playing doctor" with little Isaac.

 

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Spectre100 writes:

 

Typo Detection Active:

He must have been mocking Isaac, not PAYING with him, right?

Ray writes:

 

@Spectre100: Dang, you beat me to it. Still, if I saw a kid trying to use his little brother to pay for something, I would probably want him banished too. It would seem ironic though, what with the bible characters practicing the slave trade.

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 

I'd like to thank my editorial staff.

Winterset writes:

 

Ray, how would that seem ironic? Seems more like par for the course to me. Unless you're suggesting it would be ironic that all of sudden they're wanting to pay for something instead of using fraud and theft.

TBman256 writes:

 

it's not hockey but both sports need sticks

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 

And they both involve slapping things around! :-D

Mr-know-it-all writes:

 

Ray meant that they have been doing it for a little while, and it would be ironic for Sarah to make a fuss out of it now.

Tmowlee writes:

 

I don't see what's so bad about that.
He's a baby. he probably does smell.


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Oh the irony!