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2009-09-10

In Genesis 2:19 Adam names every single living animal on Earth. This accounts for all of the several million species know to biologists, and the millions more that they have yet to properly classified. It has taken them, as a collective, centuries to perform this monumental task. However, it appears that Adam only needed an afternoon.

Most of those animals are the work of OCAL, but the awesome Hello Kitty drawing is all me.

 

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Ray writes:

 

So, no offense, but is that big brown bulky-bodied beast of an animal a bear or a gorilla, or something else??
I can't really tell. Lol, Hello Kitty. Also, I wonder how Adam got all those, considering, to my fairly limited knowledge(In my own opinion.) all of those animals never coexisted with one another at once.

Lol, The Bible.

Baughbe writes:

 

Hmm, I'm thinking more in the terms of Naming all the animals: Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. There. I'm done!

Winterset writes:

 

Maybe he (I refuse to capitalize a pronoun) should have made the fruit from the tree of knowledge into a really fast animal or something. Something with teeth. You know, so it would have been harder to catch and been able to invoke the whole "Now you're mine!" kinda surely die thing. One less to name.

Hey, does that mean Adam named Lucifer? Lucifer shows up as a snake which would have had to have been named... I'm getting ahead of the story. Sorry.

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 

Ray: Yep, it's a gorilla. And of course the animals all existed in the same place! They all lived in the garden of Eden in harmony. The only reason there isn't a shed of geological evidence of this is because it was all wiped away in the flood. See? Neat little package; all it takes is faith!

Baughbe: I'm with you! Animals are delicious!

Winterset: Not only was the fruit easily obtainable, but it was also attractive and succulent--we didn't stand a chance! As for the snake/Lucifer question... this will be explained in the near future.


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