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2013-11-19

Well, I guess itís time for me to make an apology. Earlier I was saying how ridiculous it was to think the Israelites could move around and make and break camp with any semblance of order because of their massive numbers and no means of rapid communication. But now Iíve got to eat those words, because in Numbers 10:1-2, God commands Moses to make two silver trumpets!

Thatís right, two silver trumpets will be used to signal three million Israelites. So you see, how could the Israelites not make efficient assemblies now? I mean, pitching a million tents hardly seems like a chore now that there are two trumpets to guide them. Need to pack up a million tents sprawled over miles and miles of rocky desert? Not a problem, weíve got you covered with two trumpets! And these arenít ordinary trumpets like those silly animal horns, weíre talking silver baby! These are trumpets of the gods!

 

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Baughbe writes:

 

I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning.

Ladyofthemasque writes:

 

XD @ Baughbe ...thank you for the laugh...

Monty writes:

 

Presumably they're magic horns.

Actually, that could solve a lot of these problems in the Bible: just say a wizard did it.

Ladyofthemasque writes:

 

"Yer a wizard, Levite."

Someguy writes:

 

But I'm just... Levite

TheAlmightyGuru writes:

 

@Ladyofthemasque: Well done!


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Oh the irony!