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2014-01-06

Iím not going to say the bible is racist, but the authors of Numbers 12:1 do seem to think people are intrinsically evil if theyíre from Ethiopia. Or Canaan. Or Amalek. OrÖ no wait, the bible it totally racist! To be fair, itís the characters that are being racist, and we donít say Mark Twain was a racist just because he wrote Huckleberry Finn. However, Aaron is supposed to be the holiest of priests; a paragon of virtue; a role-model for all others to live up to. So, what gives?

Like the many times before this, Iím not directly faulting the authors of the bible. They grew up in a period where racism was a way of life. People from outside their tribe were viewed as less-than-human. Thankfully, we as a species are slowly becoming less racist, and I long for the day when people will stop hating each other because of their race, and only hate each other based on their decisionsÖ to be Bronies.

But while I donít fault the authors for being too provincial to comprehend why saying ďall Ethiopians are troubleĒ is wrong, I do fault modern people for not recognizing how awful it is to honor such a book. I fault them even more for failing to realize just how inconsistent their views are. Even an ardent Christian Conservative who has a huge boner for the USAís founding fathers will still say they were wrong to own slaves, so why is it they refuse to apply this same reasoning to the bible?

And for those Christians who donít care about the Old Testament, the racism didnít disappear in the New Testament. Remember the Parable of the Good Samaritan? Jesus tells his followers that a man was mugged and left for dead on the side of the road, a priest and a Levite pass himed by, but the Disciples are shocked when Jesus reveals that a Samaritan went out of his way to help the man. Granted, there is a mutual hatred between the races, but why is Jesus trying to astound us with the idea that maybe not all Samaritans are blood-thirsty psychopaths? That Mitchell and Webb Look explains it best.

Racism aside, since when did Moses marry an Ethiopian (or Kushite)? Mosesí wife is Zipporah, a Midian. Well, Flavius Josephus tells of Moses marrying an Ethiopian woman named Tharbis back when he still considered himself an Egyptian. The story is incredibly misogynistic and treacherous, full of violence, astrology, and magic. The original writings are lost which is a pity because the story fits right in with the bible. Tharbis even makes an appearance in the Ten Commandments movie as the Ethiopian queen who offers Moses a valuable gemstone, but her full story remains untold.

 

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Baughbe writes:

 

Some of my best friends are Bronies.

Belg writes:

 

Wellcome back!

Maju writes:

 

The most clear example of even Jesus holding such racist ideas is in the story of the healing of the daughter of the Phoenician woman from the RSV version:

"(...) Now the woman was a Greek, a Syrophoenician by birth.

And she begged him to cast the demon out of her daughter.

And he said to her, "Let the children first be fed, for it is not right to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs."

But she answered him, "Yes, Lord; yet even the dogs under the table eat the children's crumbs."

And he said to her, "For this saying you may go your way; the demon has left your daughter." (...)"

So, in Jesus' eyes, non-Jews had to beg like dogs. Jesus might have believed that Samaritans were Jewish enough to enjoy his "miracles" but he certainly had all kind of qualms about healing any others. The only other exception is the healing of the ear of the legionnaire in the night of his capture.

Maju writes:

 

BTW, following the Nubian wife thread, I just found a very plausible real Egyptian origin for Moses: Amenmesse, an obscure pharaoh, son of Rameses the Great, who ruled a few years, probably in competition with Seti II, and whose mummy was not in his tomb.

Wikipedia mentions some indications of parallel as proposed by historian Rolf Krauss and I also found some interesting comments at a Google discussion group:

→ https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.archaeology/-0ByN959A9o

And an Egyptology site which also claims Amenmesse as being Moses, mentioning how he's called Mose or Mwsy and many other parallels. It also suggests in a separate article that Mt. Sinai was actually in the Negev, where Egyptians had 12 mining camps, maybe the 12 original tribes.

→ http://www.aldokkan.com/egypt/amenmesse.htm

Sander the Great writes:

 

As annoying as Bronies can be at least friendship is magic (yes I know the catch phrase)message is better then the bible.


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